New Content is on its way! We took gigabytes of photos and movies and I've not yet had a chance to upload everything, yet. Expect to see it tonight, with luck.
Things coming:
Die, Darling! Die!
Nothing says failure like a natural 1. Click through to see loads of Die's recent photoshoot.
Still more opposition today. Dr Eccentric and I (oh, and that new guy, Distraction Man) were heading toward a local event called a LARP, when we were accosted by a strange woman wielding a vorpral parasol. Luckily Distraction man ran like a scared little girl and the crazy woman laughed so hard we escaped.
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Although most of the cultists here were easily subdued, I ran into a little trouble at the "Wasteland". Click through for more images of graphic violence. I only just escaped.
Now that Distraction Man has been (Officially?) accepted into the ranks of the Evil Team of Evil, I've gone back into some of the archives I had, while trying to join this illustrious group. Click through to read my diary.
The foolish denizens of the Polis of Indiana think they are on to our clever plan. Some months ago, their stweards of roads and services placed this sign. It is even as 100 meters from where I have secured residence for during our assault on the t'shirtonium of the cultists who gather there every year.
Little do they know that the rays to fear are not from space, but from the induction coil we are building just above this sign.
Mwhahahahahahaha!
The cultists here require blood sacrifice to appease their god GenCon. Igor has obtained 4 fine kobold specimens for sacrifice at the temple of NASCRAG. More images of these defenseless little victims after the break.
Resident Evil is WAY past his expiration date. More pillaging of your fridge after the break...
I've been thinking lately about a power source sufficient to propel neuro-synaptic relays down phlogistonic axions to posterior temporal loci.
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Don't tell Master, but I scored an interview, too. Master shouldn't find out. Big secret! |
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Even a Super Genius like myself has to start his crime spree out small. After the break, see Axion at his dastardly best! |
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I have been working hard of late, and my axiomatic infindibulator nears completion! Mwahahahahahahahaha! |
Always the consumate Villainess, Die too time out from her busy schedule of cursing gamers to give a little advice to the new team member, Distraction Man.
Our research into the strange rituals these cultists persue tells us of a LARP. Armed with ancient liturgical manuals called "The Girl Genius", we joined their fell rituals. Dr Eccentric managed to become their leader, but the Axion of Evil got the girl!
It seems that we are not the only super villains at the Polis. These two, crytically named Harlequin and Joker, might well be valuable allies. Click through for some more heinous villains!
One of the cultists here at the Polis prominently displayed a sign claiming "it's not Satanic Porn, Honest!" I pulled her aside and used my mind control powers and asked, "So where IS the Satanic Porn?" Naturally, under my powers of persuasion, she yielded up the jouicy bits. Clcik through for her website and some photos.
Day 2 of storming the Polis of the Tribes of Indiana. So far, I have managed to mind control hundreds of denzins. Soon the cultists here will be mine to control. Next step, active the mind control lasers and the induction coil and the world will be ours!
Mwahahahahah!
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Finally made it to the tribal lands of Indianapolis. The cultists here are already chanting their eerie chants of "GenCon! GenCon! GenCon!" I have nt yet been able to ascertain the identity of this god called GenCon. It's not in Bullfinch's.
Anyway, click for the pictures.
Dr Eccentric is ready to make house calls. Click through to see his rad steam-punk gun.
I have been working hard of late, and Axion nears completion. Mwahahahahahahahaha! Click through for diabolical details of the Axion of Evil and his OrthoNeurolator, Mark II.
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My daughter, Eris, bringer of discord, architect of the Trojan War, is a little behind, but she is working hard on getting me a good father's day shirt. She likes to call me the Dad of Evil. I am so proud of her! |
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Excellent news! I've been interviewed for Villains Weekly. It went well, considering how busy I am. Except when she hounded me about that obscene Holly Burton. Anyway, you can check out the entire interview after the break. |
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Choosing a name is difficult. Sometimes early attempts don't work out so well. Check it out after the break. |